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Originally Posted by stomachmonkey

Sorry, forgot I posted this last night.

Backstory.

My daughter has lived comfortably, not spoiled by any means but not really wanting for much either.

Her group of friends at school have had it a bit tougher than her.

Recently they were all on a Zoom call and she mentioned Mom and Dad were in the movie room and they ragged on her as poor little rich girl with her own movie theater in the house.

When she went back two weeks ago to her new apartment I sent her with a car.

I nearly bought her an older Black and Gold Escalade just so when I met her roommates I could tell them I was leaving them a car we found in the garage that we forgot we had and apologize for it being a bit dusty.

I'm a bit of a dick dad.

My daughter and her friends have this thing about Canada Goose jackets.

They think they are preppy and pretentious.

So I wanted to make her a Canada Moose jacket.

Grab one of those cheap nylon puffy jackets and replace the poly filling with Moose Hair and make up a quick brand patch.

It sounded funnier last night after a bottle of wine.

But I may still do it.

hahaha! I'm waiting for pics!

If you had a little more wine, you could get the moose hair yourself. Just sneak up on one with a pair of clippers at night when they are asleep! It'd be like a party prank. The moose would wake up the next day with one bald butt cheek, he'd be embarrassed and swear off cheap wine.