I'm visiting in the People's Republic of Michigan where 95% of State subjects dutifully wear their masks ... often inside their cars, doing yard work, or out for walks through empty parks

Despite some of the tightest lockdown provisions in the country and religious mask-wearing, cases are spiking (as they have been in California and other states) and Reichmarschall Half-Whit has once again closed down bars (except in the area of her vacation home) and will implement a mask requirement Monday with $$ fines for violators (unless you are participating in a regime-approved protest/looting activity).
As my family doctor said last week, the Chinese Virus is the most over-hyped health 'crisis' of all time. If you're under 70 years of age, your chance of dying from it is in the 1000ths of 1%. But math is hard and even those odds are enough to put the fear of Gaia in some people's minds. Under 50? Almost no chance. Over 70? You're still under a 1% chance. And these figures assume the inflated CDC body bag count is accurate. And for this, we've ruined the economy and caused countless health problems and other deaths due to lack of regular screenings and fear of going to emergency rooms or calling 911? We've lost all perspective.