[Bill Douglas]

Ha, when I was a waiter at a Mexican place two females were at one of my tables. One was STUNNING and the other, umm, (fat lump).

I didn't take the orders, so when when I brought the meals out I placed the meals in front of the two women assuming the effervescent, beautiful, slim one would be eating the salad and the ugly one would be eating the huge pile of chicken cheese and chilli. No so, and she laughed at me and said she always eats like this.