[Mike Andrew]

Been having an ongoing discussion here about what will happen. I am dead set(pun intended) about no funeral or memorial of any kind. As an atheist, the ultimate sleight would be having people praying over/for me. The wife feels that some sort of get together should happen shortly after I step onto the lonesome prairie for closure purposes. Hey, closure is never seeing me again and seeing the irreverent obit I wrote in the paper.
Burn my azz and scatter me on a favorite fishing lake and a ski slope. I would have a platform built in my woods up north and let the scavengers recycle me if I could get away with it. Even more $$ saved.