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My FIL watched over our house while we were out of town several years ago. During the week, he called concerned. "Someone broke into your house and took a dump in the toilet"

Ok- how do you know? We asked.
Well- I used the bathroom on monday (toilet was clean), and when I went back to use the bathroom again on friday, there was a turd in the toilet.

Police are on the lookout for a local crapper. mo- breaks into houses, takes a dump, steals nothing, and runs.

My guess- the toilet handle needs to be held down all the way for a full flush.

The local crapper "on the loose" makes a better story though.