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A Man of Wealth and Taste
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Out there somewhere beyond the doors of perception
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Which reminds me of a story when I was on the inside...the Porter frantically calls me over takes me into the Gents room and points into the toilette where this perfectly formed 12 inch turd is floating in the bowl...he is jibber jabbing on about me doing it...I tell him unfortunately no, you have the wrong culprit....it was a thing of beauty though. It turns out that a young inmate by the name of Bates did the deed where he said, "That he was so proud of his achievment he couldn't bear to flush it."
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