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I just saw the recap of the Michael Jackson press release / interview from last night.

His saying he STILL thinks it's OK to 'share his bed' with children.

That didn't surprise me.

He says he was 'manhandled' by the sheriffs that arrested him.

Cant wait to see what he says about the guys in the shower in prison.

That didn't surprise me.

He says he 'dislocated his shoulder, literally' when in handcuffs. That 'he cannot sleep because of the pain'. That 'he cannot raise his hand above his chest because of the discomfort'. After processing in Santa Barbara, he managed to wave enthusiastically with one arm above his head, and flash the "V" sign above the top of the SUV with his other hand. Hmmmmmm.

That didn't surprise me.

Here's what surprised me.

He says that I must have a sick and deranged mind if I think he is having sex with the children he is sharing his bed with.

I suspect exactly that. I have flown him and his chimp "Bubbles" in a previous job, many years ago.

Don't ask.

I must have a sick and deranged mind. I feel so much better now that I have Michael Jackson's opinion of my mental state.