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Originally Posted by Noah930
Saw the 928 on BaT. GLWS!
I think my 7 yr-old's superpower is being able to fart at will.
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My cousin has two kid, a girl and a boy. The girl was born first and is the poster child kid every parent wants. Cute, kept her room very tidy, polite, loved school, never talked back, helped mom in the kitchen and so on. She almost never needed to be spanked or time outs or anything. Then they had their son. The were convinced that there was no difference in boys and girls if you raise them right. They abandoned that idea about the time the boy was 7 or 8.
They did not to stereotype his toys, and refused to give him a toy gun of any sort. He would use an "Action figure" bend it in half as a gun and pretended to shoot everything. When he discovered his ability to burp and fart and make adults cringe he loved it. His sister was mortified and the idea of a fart. Pretty soon he could say his full name while burping. He loved to see how long of a fart he could work up. He was always in fights and if you asked why he would say it was fun.
People would ask if they spanked him, and they said about 5 times per day. He did grow up to be a Forest ranger, and loves to be outdoors. He is married now and has his own son and his parents just roll with laughter when he tells them about some crazy thing his son did.