I just got home from work. No one home. Then I heard a rustling on the kitchen counter, saw a grocery bag move, and heard a couple things get knocked over. Found someone stuck in a plastic grocery bag. She's trouble, this little one. She's about 5 months-old. My daughter named her Daisy, but it seems like we each have a different name for her: Babaganoush, Noodles (she flops in your arms like the proverbial wet noodle when carrying her), Magic, Ghost (she's sneaky quiet, and always here one moment, gone the next), Toothless (like the dragon from the animated movie series), Kiwi, Shifty. We also thought of Kiki, but some nurses I work with warned against that, as it translates into vagina in Tagalog slang.