MrsWD takes care of the outdoor decorating with birdbaths and whatnot. She knows of my past.
At my old place I had some plastic flamingos roosting in a tree in front of the house. I also took a plastic deer fawn and cut it's mouth open and added some teeth and gums to give it a snarling wolf mouth. Wish I still had it. I think MrsWD had something to do with its disappearance.
At our new place I nailed a distressed-looking plastic woodpecker that I found in the dirt behind my barn on the side of a tree. It's great to hear visitors ask, "What's wrong with that woodpecker out there?"
There is also this stunning piece of art created by putting a bowling ball on top of a bird bath pedestal.