[Porsche-O-Phile]

Do NOT use an axe to try and break it up.

I found this out at age seven when I proudly went out with my grandpa to help him do just that one morning with a big stump that was front of his house.

I learned two important things that morning:

1. I could run faster than grandpa
2. Wasps like to build nests By tunneling into old, semi-rotted dead wood (like stumps).

I “only” got stung six times. My grandpa got twelve or thirteen (that I know of).

It was not a fun experience. The first whack of the axe and a cloud of pissed-off wasps erupted from the thing.