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Monkey's are a useful form of currency except that they are notoriously difficult to divide when it comes time to make change.

Fortunately, the government has developed a new program to stabilize the currency and raise all the money needed to cover Covid recovery spending without raising taxes by selling all the superfluous apostrophe's in Tabs' prophecies and the other predictions of impending peril on PPOTBBS. The Fed projects a balanced budget in just a few years' worth of posts now that harvesting has begun in earnest.