[Bill Douglas]

Yuck.

I wouldn't want anything to do with either - or both.


However... When I was a schoolboy I dated a twin called Janet. One day I went around to her house and she called out "With you shortly..." and her identical twin came into the room wearing Janet's clothes, and sat on the couch next to me and said "So what are we doing this evening?" So I started kissing Janine and giving her a very hands on cuddle, and said "I was thinking a movie?" i thought this could end badly so did a "See you later about seven." and left. They never let on they played a trick on me, and I was absolutely delighted to get my hands on the other one too.