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There's a loose dog in the neighborhood that we have never seen before. It maybe a new owner or new dog that has gotten out. I am terrify of dogs and siht mypants if they jump on me. We noticed it for three days roaming up and down the street now. Its looks to be well groomed not wild, living off the hills. It barked and came at me today so I jumped into the bed of someone's truck asap that was closest to me. Who the hell decided to make the beds so damn high on these newer turcks? Fook me. He barked, circled for a bit and went off on its own. My wife was laughing her ass off watching me from the window. How effective are those damn things? I know Halt doesn't really work too well unless its get the dog right in its nose. I use to carry it when I was riding a lot and chased a lot too. No, I don't conceal carry, and no, my hand isn't on the nuclear trigger button. No time to flip that useless cover before it bites my ass. I am thinking about spraying it so next time it comes at me it will remember I have what it doesn't like and hurts so it will STOP.

What do you think. Don't tell me to feed it and make friends. Remember, I am terrify of dogs, large one, small one, they all bite my fat ass.