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Our new company (911OILS) has been able to "hack" the Mobil 1 oil formula.
As a result, we have developed a new oil - PerformanceMax. This new oil
is a 1W-5 weight oil which provides dramatic performance increases. The
following should provide some insights into this new product:

Welcome to 911OILS - developer of custom performance oils for the Porsche 911
Carrera that maximize the performance available from your car. The oils are currently
available for the Porsche 911 Carrera 3.2 series from 84-89 and the Carrera 2/4
series from 91-94, and are custom configured to each customer's engine modifications
and preferences. Performance improvements are quite dramatic, as horsepower and torque
are increased throughout the powerband from 2000 rpm to redline on the order of 6 to 8
percent. Throttle response is also dramatically improved as it changes the stock
Carrera's lag to one of an immediate response. Owners are raving about the dramatic
improvement in their car's character, drivability, and power. Come try one oil
change for yourself and experience what your Porsche is truly capable of.

We provide a full warranty to the extent of ones FEELINGS. All other warranties,
expressed or implied are void. Furthermore, service and customer support are
unequalled, i.e. If you're not happy about the performance FEELINGS then:

1. We'll send you a can of Marvel Oil to add to your oil change,
2. if you're still not happy, we'll send a bottle of Slick 50, and
3. if you're still not happy, then you're on your own.

Please note that we've not tested the new product on a dyno, but all our
customers FEEL that it does make a performance improvement. Also, ignore
the possible excessive engine noise which may develop. It may help
those FEELINGS indicate more performance.

Our introductory price for January is $2.80 per quart. Beginning 2/1, the
price will be $3.50 per quart. That's still cheaper than Mobil 1.
Come on and give our oil a try! The cost of two cases ($56.00 plus tax)
is minimal. Just think what you'll save over Mobil 1.

Remember, we've been able with our formula hacking to eliminate those
unnecessary chemicals and reduce the excessive viscosity of Mobil 1.
Who really needs 'em anyway? What do those Mobil engineers know?

Does the above sound familiar? Maybe I got a little extreme in some areas,
but this is basically how some companies market products. Guess who.
Reputable companies develop performance products on a dyno, provide complete
product testing, e.g. under very hot conditions where pinging occurs, and
provide the "before" and "after" performance data without mixing in other
performance modifications.

Would you buy ANY product marketed using the above hype? I sure wouldn't!
Have I made my point yet?

Have Fun
Loren
'88 3.2