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20 of the state finest legislators were touring part of the disaster area. Suddendly, the hillside they were standing on gave way and they were sucked away in the dirt and muck and mud.

A local farmer saw the whole thing and buried them together.

Later, the state police investigated the matter started questioning the Farmer.

"Were any of them alive, when you found them?"

"Well, a couple of them boys said they was, but you know how them Polo-ticians lie!"
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