[Bill Douglas]

I'm embarrassed that I even contributed to this thread.

Hey, here's another for ya...

What is the definition of Globalization?"

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer:

An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car,

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles;

treated by an American doctor

using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an damn Kiwi,

using Bill Gates' technology,

and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,

that use Taiwanese chips,

and a Korean monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,( a Lorry is a English semi-truck)

Hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization