[peppy]

Congratulations on the puppy!!

I hate dogs, they bark and slobber and beg for my food! They **** in the yard and i step in it!!

I'm so glad Lucy came to live with us, I think I'm a better person because she is here.

All of this is supposed to be sarcastic. I could never get used to outliving a pet, until my wife showed me how to deal with it!