[jyl]

I have one of these phone pouches on my right shoulder strap. It is durable, rainproof, and the flap is secured with a huge slab of velcro that won’t come open unless you mean it to. I bet they’d make me a custom pouch sized for the spoon, to go on the left strap. Having two sort of matching pouches, that don’t look “spoony”, might be the way to go.

https://black-star-bags.myshopify.com/collections/accessory-packages/products/cell-phone-holster-in-your-choice-of-color