I found a $12 zip pouch meant for “Molle packs”, whatever that means (I don’t grok the tacticool stuff). Attaches to my shoulder strap, holds a spoon, little flashlight, and the mightiest weapons of them all, a pen. There are two zippered compartments, I suppose reloads or chewing gum could go in the other. Not obviously waterproof, so I guess the spoon is gonna have a hard life and/or get oiled a lot.
I should add, this won’t win any quick draw competitions, but it is easy to retrieve the spoon. Pull zipper (and I’ll add a larger pull) and draw. At the same time, it is securely retained and concealed.
AIRSSON Universal Tactical Molle...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07VJG3NSY?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
If it doesn’t work, whatever, $12.