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I wear a mask!

One morning last week I was heading into WalMart and there were a couple of barefaces hanging out by the entrance watching people as they masked-up to go in and commenting. I got near the door and started putting my face covering on and Mr. Bareface approached me. I though, "Uh Oh."
He walked up to me and asked, "Excuse me sir," and he pointed at my mask. "What are you afraid of?"
"Bears," I told him.
He just looked at me kind of slack-jawed.
I said, "I'm afraid of bears. Aren't you?"
Mrs Bareface decided to chime in.
"There ain't no bears around here."
"See," I said. I pointed at my mask and said, "It works."