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There was a guy in a small town who wanted to get his wife and her lover knocked-off so he hires an infamous local named Artimus Finkster to do the job.
Artimus asks him how he wants it done and he says "Do it in public, right in the supermarket, and strangle them. How much?"
Artimus responds"For you, only a dollar. I know the guy and don't like him".
The next day the deed is done sucessfully, but the hitman easily gets caught because of his notariety.
The headlines read: "ARTICHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT FARMER JACKS".
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Meanwhile other things are still happening.
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