Sadly, that's how many home tables end up...also, a good place to fold laundry.

Like I said..you need to love the game in order to appreciate it.
Bumper pool...Evidently, when Playboy had a club in Chicago, there was a bunny who worked there who would take on all comers, easily beating the guys. Who was she?
Later in life.."The striking Viking"...Ewa Mataya Laurance.
Here she is on a local TV women's morning show..short 4 minutes video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX0KOzVe2s4