That's pure comedy gold, Jerry!
I remember reading this when I was younger. It turns out there's good news and bad news in there. The bad news is that the author was a professor at St. Paul's prep, which is considered one of the top prep schools in the country. So if it happened to him, what hope is there for the rest of us?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Paul%27s_School_(New_Hampshire)
The good news is that this is a compilation he collected from teachers around the country, not just students from his tony school. So that means . . . the kids who wrote this, um,
alternate history are spread throughout the country and have long been adults. In other words, they're all around us and have been in the workforce for years.
Fortunately the country has survived. I guess that's the real good news.