[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Chalmers: "You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger."

Skinner: [laughs] "Oh, no, patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe."

Chalmers: "For steamed hams."

Skinner: "Yes." Chalmers: "Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. [shows Skinner the grill marks] "

Skinner: "Uh ... you know ... one thing I sh-- ... 'scuse me for one second."