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Give it a few extra "push and pause" when you think you're finished peeing at the urinal whilst on a hot date, especially after a few too many beers.
Oh, and if the appetizer has you percolating butt-coffee an hour later, then try to duplicate the sound of your fart with something else, like "sound camoflage". If you fight it, then it'll only make a higher pitched noise.
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