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Poor little guilty criminals. {cue fake crying}

Do you want me to give you a cookie, Purrybonker?

With the oil stolen from Iraq, we will hire Wal-Mart to build a MegaPrison in Baghdad. It's like a Wal-Mart Superstore except employed by prisoners with shock collars. The MegaPrison will manufacture and sell American SUVs to Iraqis. Since there will likely be a shortage of qualified prison workers, George Bush will enact new laws designed to incarcerate liberal pigs. Then, we will give illegals the homes and jobs of the newly jailed liberals. So, in one massive program we have dealt with Wal-Mart, prisoners, illegals, liberals, and the excess petroleum stolen from Iraq (pay for prison and burned in SUVs).