[cabmandone]

I won a prize for best Halloween costume once. I was the "Cat in a Hat with a cone d.ck"... But it wasn't the costume that won it for me! It was the guitar solo at the end of Prince's Let's Go Crazy when I was rockin out on the floor using my cone d.ck as the guitar that solidified the win. There might have been beer involved in that..

But the best part was when the girl I knew that was doing the announcing of the winner asked "What is your costume" and I told her. She announced me by the title above as the winner.
So the costume was a cat in the hat hat, a wig that looked like Slash's hair from GNR and a clown cone hat strapped around my waist.