Lessee.....
I've got a bunch of guitars. I suck at playing all of them. My guitar teacher was great, though. He was in an Elvis cover band.
For 7 years I took piano lessons from a concert pianist who frequently played at Carnegie Hall. Didn't learn a damn thing. Still try to hammer out some Beethoven on the baby grand occasionally. The dog usually leaves the room.
Played the B-flat cornet and the trumpet in band. Moved to the trombone because we didn't have enough 'bones but more than enough trumpets.
I also occasionally annoy my wife by playing the "Hobbit Theme" from LOTR on my Native American flute. (
http://www.ec-securehost.com/BlackArrowIndianArt/Flutes_by_Odell_Borg.html)
Oh, and vocally, I'm a bass. Crash Test Dummies guy, eat your heart out!