[Joe Bob]

I misplaced my Colorado title, and have spent 3 months getting them to send me one. "Supposed" to be here on the 12th. Cue picture of me holding my breath.

GA says I have to register 30 days after I move here. I'm not planning on registering until I have a CO title in hand. My plates are still valid and I have GA insurance. I'm driving the 9 on eggshells.

If and when I register here I plan on keeping the title and old plates on the off chance I don't die in the 9 and want to sell it.

Now South Carolina....ASSHATS just sent me a threatening letter due to my "dropping" SC insurance on my Mercedes.

Well duh MOFOs, I sent you my expired plates, surrendered my SC title to GA and registered it here with the SAME insurance company, SAME policy number.

The letter threatened my narrow white butt with $200 daily fines, confiscation of my vehicle and jail time. Of course there was no telephone number, fax or email in the letter. just a form to have my insurance company fill out and a PO Box to send it to. Yeah, that will happen. One hour on the phone with the lizard people and they claim to be handling it. Holding my breath again.

Jesus, u jess can't fix stoopid.