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C'mon, Moe. It's been St. Patrick's day for hours now and I'm not drunk yet!
--Homer Simpson

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
--Homer Simpson


It takes two to lie, one to lie and one to listen.
--Homer Simpson

Computers can do that?
--Homer Simpson


You want the truth, you can't handle the truth!
--Homer Simpson


"Since the dawn of time, man has dreamed of destroying the Sun ..."
Montgomery Burns


"Oh no! The dead have risen and they're voting Republican!"
- Lisa

"Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
- Lisa

"Bart, stop pestering Satan!"
-Marge


"Something tells me Homer Simpson is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."
--C. Montgomery Burns

"What was I laughing about?... Oh yes! That crippled Irishman!"
--C. Montgomery Burns