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Yesterday it was well past noon when I finially woke up. I checked my MNotorola stock and it was down $.04 a share...DAMM...I can't make any money this way. So I got dressed and headed out to the Golf course. I guess I didn't realize how tiring it can be riding around in that cart. I couldn't hit the ball straight for love nor money. Finially I got so mad i threw the clubs down and headed for the casino for a buffet.

However walking past the Poker tables I stopped to watch them play. I thought how easy can this be? So I sat down and started to play some Texas Holdem. Well let me tell you it ain't as easy as it looks, they took me for not only my lunch money but the rent money as well. I was so put off, I just couldn't eat the buffet so i headed over to the cafe and had a Chicken Fried Steak with mash potatoes and gravy. I then went home to lick my wounds and smoke a Cohiba and have a tumbler of Single Malt.

Well today looks to be a little better my Motorola stock is up $.44 a share and I'm headed for the Beinfields Antique Gunshow down at the Riviera. who knows maybe I'll even stop in and get a buffet at the Belagio....ummmm goood.