[Joe Bob]

I got my first fountain pen in Catholic school. Back then the cheapies were called cartridge pens. The cool people used peacock blue ink. Lefties had blue hands as the ink dried slowly as they dragged their hand across the still wet ink. Pinnky down to the middle of the palm.

Of course unless you absolutely insisted on being a leftie, the nuns beat it out of ya. Instant ambidextrous agnostic.