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Originally Posted by unclebilly
Other good stuff we have done...
The business cards that they hand out on the strip in Vegas... those are GOLD.
1. Hide them in peoples offices, everywhere.
2. Put them in people’s lab books, never know what page they will open up to in a meeting.
3. I took them to the field lots, I liked putting them up on the cork board or with the certifications in the dog house on the drilling rig. Also fun to sneak into people’s pockets in their coveralls.
4. Tape them to the edge of people’s office doors. When they open the door, you can see the edge of them all lined up but the office inhabitant usually doesn’t notice.
5. Hide them in people’s vehicles, fuse box, glove box, owners manual, visor mirrors, sun glass holder. A friend is still finding them in his (my old truck).
6. Put them in with people’s business cards.
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I've also found it funny go to a strip club, carrying cards that belong to an SOB, tip well, very well and ask them to call me on slow nights..
One of the best I did, a friend was giving me a hard time at the beer social after a track day, in front of a lady I met. Well, the next day as he was loading up to head home, I slipped her panties in the glove box of his 964, slightly hanging out.
Well, a few days went by, he was at work, his wife comes in with the panties in hand and asks who they belong too. Well, he did not know what was going on , and replied
Well, she held them up, and the fact they were a few sizes TOO small, a stern
Well, he was clueless to where they came from, and finally called the one friend whom I told about it. Of course, he spilled the beans, called and confessed on the answering machine. Well, they decided to try and turn it on me, wait for me to call and try and make me think that his wife was leaving him. Well, their whole joke relied on my calling to see if he found anything, and after a week, I still hadn't called, so his wife was starting to have Doubts about their story. So he had my buddy that I told call me, laying it on pretty thick, told me that I really needed to call as Keith's wife was going to leave him. My response was that he could call me
which he finally did and I said
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Bet you won't throw me under the bus in front of a lady again, will you.
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