[LEAKYSEALS951]

Not really a caption, but I love how the EMT is so unfazed.

"Yeah, my COPD patient is getting her last cigarette in before we load her in the ambulance. Whatever."

Precocious squirrel boy doesn't even get to her. She's seen it all. She's just riding out the clock.

She might even know him. A son/nephew/neighbor/cousin/husband/cousin husband.

I love how the boy is looking back over his shoulder, either at his friends, probably his father, who is spurring him on. He's no one trick pony either. He causes all sorts of hell for his teachers at school. He's a pro.

honorable mention: Mamma's fingernails. Bad nail polish? Cyanotic? Combination? YOU decide!