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You guys are the best... I had no idea it would generate so many great responses. How much fun would it be to put it on a Christmas card and say "We're moving to the country... city life is just so boring lately."
Here's mine I just now put together, with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...
If grandma always has to get in one last Marlboro before going in the ambulance, your 8-year old son can take out a squirrel at thirty feet with one shot, you have a stolen trash can, a stick with a red reflector on it, and a years old cut up pine tree tree in your yard... you might be a redneck.
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- John
"We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline."
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