[WPOZZZ]

I get a lot of weird dreams. Sometimes they are violet and dark where I kill someone. Othertimes, just strange like I'm with one of my female friends and we are bouncing on those giant rubber balls. Had a really weird one this past weekend.

I saw an ex of mine and she invited me to a company party at her house. At the party, this 30 something woman was getting me drunk. Things got blurry and I could not walk or stand. I got roofied! The ex was pissed at me. She tells the woman I am her ex, and tells me the woman is her daughter! I know her 20 something daughter, but not this one.

A couple weeks ago I had another weird one. I was hanging with one of my college friends because she was going through a divorce. She had a party at her parents home with some hoighty toighy types dressed to the nines. I was in casual clothes. When I was ready to go home, one of the guests had my car and was using it for a photo shoot and needed it for the next day. He offered me a ton of money just to use the car for the shoot. Then the photog and others turned out to be space aliens.

So, what are your weird dreams?