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Originally Posted by Bill Douglas View Post
I saw a bike seat once that had a gap for farting through. The modern age eh, who'd have thought.
The gap serves a very important purpose regarding men's health-

The gap is engineered to take advantage of the negative air pressure flowing beneath the seat to help pull the fart out, which expands and creates a pressure wave, not unlike a 2-stroke motorcycle exhaust, propelling the rider forward with amazing force.

Properly tuned, acceleration is phenomenal.

Last edited by LEAKYSEALS951; 04-20-2021 at 06:43 AM..
Old 04-20-2021, 04:09 AM
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