[Noah930]

Last night I stopped by an ice cream shop with my daughter. While she was in line, I went to the bathroom. Small shop, so it's one of those single, unisex bathrooms for the entire joint. There was a kid (teenaged boy) in line. We waited, his friend finished up, and he went in. While I was on deck, a teenaged girl got in line behind me. The teenaged boy finished and I was next.

Here's my dilemma. When I got into the bathroom, the toilet seat was down, and there was pee all over it. Must have been one/both of the boys. I just had to pee, so I lifted up the seat and did my business. But do I leave the seat up? Do I put it down? Do I clean it for the teenaged girl waiting outside? If I leave it down, will she think (of course she will) that I peed all over the seat? Do I leave it up so that she will know I wasn't the one who peed all over it? Do I clean the seat of pee that I didn't do for someone else I don't know?

The thoughts that ran through my head in that 60 seconds or so.