[Gogar]

That's pretty weird. Like really weird.

Maybe you should order a few dildos from Amazon and when they get delivered you can make sure they get to her porch.

She'll open that one too.

Not a peep? Ask her if she's seen your dildos. Then tell her to stop opening your fking packages.

If she brings them over opened? Tell her to stop opening your fking packages.

If she yells at you because the kid opened it and you're a pig, then tell her to stop opening your fking packages.



The only way it could go wrong is if she tells you she loved them and wants to keep them and pay you for them.