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Originally Posted by Nostril Cheese
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Legendary F14 pilot Joe "Hoser" Satrapa, while playing with a 20mm vulcan barrel and self made breech had an accident, blew off his thumb.
No fighter pilot can fly without a thumb, and his buddy convinced him to have his toe transplanted.. because it's every toe's dream to get out of that smelly boot and into the sunshine.. First toe didn't work, second toe did.
Some tried to call him Toeser after that, but it didn't stick either.
He would often run his thumb/toe through the peanut butter.. and hold it out while asking "now does this smell like a toe to you?"