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This story gets more bizarre by the day. Stay with me, this is weird.
Yesterday Neighbor got a call from the county jail a couple of counties away. The POS who robbed him was calling to get Neighbor to advance him bail money! He got arrested and is in jail on 5 felony counts. Neighbor obviously said NFW and the kid said, "Well, can you at least call my sister? She won't take my calls."
Neighbor, for some reason called her on his behalf.
Turns out she won't take calls from jails anymore because she's had it with trying to help her POS brother.
They got to talking, and she said, "Wait. Are you the guy he stole all that stuff from?"
Apparently the fact that the kid robbed him was common knowledge among the riff raff he hangs out with.
She asked, "Did you happen to lose a set of German china in zippered gray leatherette cases?"
Him - "Yes. I still have some things that weren't in the cases."
Her - "Like a sugar bowl and creamer?"
Him - "Yes, they are on my table right now."
Her - "Well, I have the rest of the set. POS brother gave them to me for Christmas. Did he take some jewelry?"
him - "Yes, diamond necklaces and rings."
Her - "Can you send me pictures?"
Neighbor sent insurance pictures of the necklace.
Her - "I know where the necklace is. A family friend got that necklace from POS brother for Christmas. Her husband is a gun and coin dealer and got two guns and some silver dollars from him too."
Him - "He took two guns and some coins, but I don't have any pictures. I only have the serial number for the 9MM pistol."
Her - "I know. The friend's husband was complaining that the old service revolver didn't have a serial number."
Her - " I will get the china set back to you ASAP. I'll also call the family friend and tell her the jewelry and guns were stolen by POS brother and are hot and they'd better not be caught with them in her possession. I'll offer to hold them for her. If she turns them over to me I'll return them to you."
To be continued...
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