I found a baby owl in my house in Italy, just hopping about under a couch in our living room
Didn't know what to do with it so I took it to work in a cardboard box
Man, oh man a baby owl is million x more effective than a puppy in attracting gorgeous looking women as so many came to see me that morning
I felt quite sad putting it through the paper shredder as it was very cute.........joke, that was a joke! The local wildlife charity came and collected it