[Bill Douglas]

My sister could never get a date. A nice enough girl, possibly a bit dopey, but nice looking I guess. So I set her up with a friend to take her out to the movies.

He came to pick her up and he looked the proper gentleman. Even brought a bag of candy.

The next day I asked her how was the evening, and she said she couldn't stop laughing. Laughing I said, why? She said, well first of all he put his hand down the front of my bra. I said what did you do, and she said she couldn't stop laughing. I asked what happened next. She said he put his hand down the front of my panties. I said OMG, what did you do then. She explained that she started laughing even more. I asked why was that? And she said because the bag of candy was in my handbag the whole time.