[vash]

i was halfway into a 1 hour commute this morning. called my wife to chat.

she reports seeing a giant spider. after a WAY TOO LONG conversation with me asking how big the spider was:

"is it big?"
yes
how big?
pretty big
bigger than an inch?
the body?
toe to toe
on the diagonal?
just a rough estimate
about an inch
bigger than an inch or smaller?

i suggested she shop vac that thing up after a WAY TOO LONG conversation about where it was....

i called her back to ask how it went.

"oh it disappeared."

FAACK.