If there is one overarching thing I have learned from being on this forum, it's that Americans are really weird. The stories from the heartland I read here have made me almost scratch through my head and let's not even talk about PARF.
Why on earth wouldn't the sellers store their stuff somewhere else, like not on the front lawn of the house they no longer own? Maybe a Public Storage facility, where it won't get moldy on a lawn where it probably rains like in the Bible?
And now two of these dumb scrotes have found each other. Beautiful.