[Crowbob]

Einstein across the street waters his expanse of lawn ceaselessly. Truth. He’s always sprinkling. I turn my irrigation on/off manually as what conditions call for.

Then he’ll fertilize. Yep commercial bags of fertilizer hundreds of pounds of it.

Then he waters, of course. And pays an enormous electric bill.

There’s no appreciable difference between his lawn and mine. Except my lawn is allot healthier.