[stevej37]

I think I have read all the jokes on this thread over the years.
This one is my favorite. (it's on here at least 3 times)....



A man is driving along one day when he notices a sign on a house reading, "Talking Dog For Sale".

He pulls over and asks the fellow sitting on the porch about it and is told the dog is out in the back yard.

Hurrying around behind the house, he sees a big Yellow Lab relaxing in the shade of a tree. "So, you must be the talking dog…..what's your story?"

The dog stretches a bit and begins talking. "Yes, it's true….I discovered this gift as a pup and decided to offer my services to the Federal Government. I was assigned to an overseas embassy where I eavesdropped on conversations among foreign diplomats. They never suspected that a dog could understand what they were saying and I was able to expose a dangerous spy ring and prevent the assassination of a top American official. After returning to the U.S., I took a job with the National Security Agency, working at JFK airport. While roaming around the concourse one day, I overheard two men discussing a plot to hijack an airliner and was able to prevent a terrible disaster. I was recognized by the President for my services and was awarded a special Canine Medal of Honor. I left the Agency soon after, settled down with a "Best-in Show" bit_h, raised a bunch of pups and now I'm retired."

The man is astounded. He races back to the front of the house and asks the guy how much he wants for the dog.

"I'll sell him to you for 25 dollars" he replies.

"Only 25 dollars….how come so cheap?"

"Because he's such a damn liar…..he never did any of that s#!t!"