Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick Triesch
How much did the pirate pay for his new ear rings ? A buck an ear.
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Guy showed up on the dock and claimed he was a pirate with a chest of gold on his ship. A crowd formed around him listening to his tales of the sea, but one skeptic wasn't having any of it.
"Oh yeah? If you're a pirate, where are your buccaneers?"
"They're under my buckin' hat, where else?" he replied.