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Our old beloved bulldog we had as kids (Igor) only cared about three things.

Um, making puppies, food and marking his territory with a squirt of pee. If he could not 5uck it, or eat it, pee on it was his motto. He did not even acknowledge other dogs if they were not a female in heat. He was a top stud dog.

We took him to the vet one time to do artificial insemination on a female that was in another state. The vet brought in a female that was just ending her heat cycle. They was close enough for him to be um, aroused. The vet gave him a hand job, and collected the results to freeze and send to the other state. He suggested I could learn to do that for him. I said hell no, he follows me around enough, he would never leave me alone if I provided that service for him.
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